Your pizza party has 6.2 minutes remaining, continue merriment for the prescribed time.also cuts into the “fun time” that zuckerborg insisted.
I used to work for a company that would do mandatory fun every Thursday at lunch. It was one of the least enjoyable things I’ve ever experienced at work.
‘Mandatory fun’ is one of the least fun things humans can ever experience.
What sort of things?.. 👀
Usually Gartic Phone, but it was a very uptight company so playing that with my coworkers made it utterly impossible to do anything funny.
Man, in that case, you should have recorded the sessions and put them up on YouTube with laugh tracks. Then they’d be hilarious!
I read this in a strong German accent and it made me smile.
This reminds me when I was working for IBM ten years ago and in an attempt to be cool they have us a single beer, and then stamped our hand so we couldn’t get another.
Once a company gets into these spirals it’s incredibly hard to right the ship again.
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To ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.
That’s amazing, wow
Even the fellas tarring the roof of Shawshank prison got two beers each.
Jesus
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I hate cantaloupe.
Dude this isn’t kindergarten. Talk about deaf ears!
zuckberborg’s android do not need primitive ears of a mammal.
“True, we’re really in preschool; let’s add more naps.” - Their leadership, probably
…y’know, id take that
“The 30 minute pizza party will be deducted from your weekly budget of 60 minutes without AI monitoring”
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Have they tried throwing in a Little Caesars pizza party?
Hot 'n Ready, bitches!
“These humans, they are attracted to rich nourishment aren’t they? These so called “snacks”, can we use them as a dopamine initiator?”
The worker units of the species are motivated by imaginary numbers to an extent. However, these imaginary numbers are increasingly traded for sustenance. Thus perhapswe can provide sustenance directly!
This is a Lemmy post for a digg post for a poly market post on Twitter?
What the heck is going on.
No
It’s a Lemmy post for a digg post for a retweet of a polymarket tweet on xitter
Ohhh, thanks for clarifying.
the circle jerk is real, find your place and I hope you have a strong grip
…Snack budgets? Where do they get these absolute asshole shitforbrains?
Maybe they should have a pizza party.
Don’t you think that this would be a bit over the top?
Only if i’s more than one slice per employee (drinks must be purchased by the employee).
…from the company store of course.
Business school
This is so funny
Chatgpt, how can I create the grandest pizza morale boosting party without spending money?
They gonna ask meta ai
About that, I think I read that they have an unofficial policy like “thanks to ai coding agents, if a coding team needs more than a single pizza to be fed, it means it’s too big and someone needs to be fired”
(Now, how to delete this meta ai stuff chat in my WhatsApp? It seems I can only delete on my side but they keep the rest for training)
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The Rich.
!nottheonion
Let them eat cake
That’ll fix it.
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