When my dog does this, I just start listing the possibilities. Something will make the butt wiggle harder than the other options, and that’s usually what he wants.

Absolute perfection

I’ve seen people get packets of native wildflower seeds and just toss them over the ground. Since they’re native, they should do ok without much help from you.

Phrasing please.

His modus operandi is to say whatever he thinks makes him sound good in the moment. It’s relation to reality is irrelevant.

…He’s certainly not wrong on this.

I’ve learned to ignore pretty much any article that is about what someone is saying. Report about things being done. Talking heads are not a headline.

So I’m hearing that being trapped in amber results in immortality. Quick, someone tell the billionaires a new cure for death has been discovered!

Banning it just creates a black market for it. Better to keep it legal and regulate it than outright ban it. Let people do what they want at home.

Anything a chiropractor can do that will actually help, a PT can do better. They’ll also teach you what exercises to do to prevent needing to see them again.

A chiropractor will just tell you to come to them more often, and take more of your money over time.