Aayyy, Big Balls is back! Guess he didn’t learn his lesson the first time.

That dude literally walked through life like a rube on the boardwalk holding a balloon and wearing a propeller beanie. Easiest mark in the world.

Why own a car if it can’t do a round-trip weekend excursion or haul a bit of furniture?

The overall point I’m getting here is that yes, that’s a fine expectation to have. But do you really need a King Ranch Super Duty just to go to the airport twice a year?

One of those newfangled two-way bikes? What a time to be alive.

It’s based on an ancient internet ritual known as “hot or not”

What are you doing step-droid beep boop

In that exact vein, I don’t appreciate an /s on a post, or a “forgot to add /s tee hee” edit. We got it, it wasn’t funny/going to be funny, let’s move on.

Fully expected it to be recycled Boost Mobile, complete with the chirp.

If your insurance lets you afford it, ask about any of the newer dual orexin receptor antagonists (belsomra, dayvigo, quviviq). The tl;dr is that basically everything for sleep is a sedative that tries to slam the “off” part of your brain. These drugs instead hit the “on” part that’s telling your brain to stay awake, and try to turn that down. I have brutal chronic insomnia and have been through every sedative on the list, and for some reason, these new drugs are the ones that kinda work. Copay cards are your friend here. Best wishes to you, hope you can sleep soon.

I bet there’s FIFA reusable bottle merch. Also, I recall venues took away our bottle caps because of popping bottles being mistaken for gunshots a few years ago, so you have to pray nothing gets slipped into it, or that it gets knocked over, or that you have to go into the bathroom with an open container. I’d call everyone getting fucking sloshed on beers instead a greater risk to the environment.

If it’s longer, prettier, and less fun than the original Max Payne I’m not interested.

I just want a mechanic where your character slowly succumbs to PTSD and tinnitus, making them unplayable, and then you have to navigate the VA to prestige.

Go suck a railroad spike, ya jabroni.

I found that, for me, some orange juice with stimulant meds (may help activate the drug, at the suggestion of my psychiatrist) and on an empty stomach for at least 30 minutes before food works better. Also as another commenter suggested, as much natural light as you can get, or maybe some “daylight” fade-in type lamp. This is all frustratingly trial-and-error, but I hope you find what works for you!

Not saying you should switch medications at all, but they make a methylphenidate one (like focalin/ritalin) called Journay that doesn’t release until it hits the colon, so you take it the night before and it starts working when you get up. Not sure if there’s one like that with the vyvanse yet, but worth asking your psychiatrist.

You can opt out IF you find the hidden Mickey.

Shoutout amphetamine, awesome little app.

September comes early

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