If you have 5 dirty dishes, each time you walk past pick one up and hope it leads to them all being clean.

Alternatively, throw out all dishes, you have one bowl, it doesn’t get clean, you don’t eat.

And other tips in my new book, “It’s totally fine, I’m fine, why do you keep asking?”

The pollies know the value of encrypted messaging, don’t think there’ll be enforcement as long as they stand to benefit