Well you guys better get right on that soon cause we need your congressional approval ASAP!

One of my neighbors has a plain grass lawn. And to his credit, he puts in a lot of work into it. I’ll see him multiple times a week spending hours maintaining it, buying and spreading mulch, watering, trimming, raking, the works.

But it just looks so boring and unnatural. I can’t imagine why he would put in all that time, money, and effort into something so unremarkable.