Big cities have started putting lighted crosswalk indicators on the ground because people are so glued to their phones they don’t see them at eye level. So yes, people are stupid enough to walk into traffic while looking at a phone. Also, it is really obvious to others when you’re navigating with a phone. Scammers realize you’re not from the area and now you’re a target because you look like a tourist.

He’s probably had some experience with moles. They’re so small but they’ll fuck up all your landscaping. And they do bring small rocks up with their mounds sometimes.

“You can’t possibly have menopause until you’re 51.”

Lol what.