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It’s almost like certain people these days have a Disneyfied definition of “piracy” and like to envision themselves as BFFs w/ drunk Depp —parading around, and blathering on about the world owing them a favor. 🤔 Where did that come from? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Hey, it’s ok here to admit that you had a shitty experience that one time with VR. We’re not that other place. No need to inflate the whinge to full-blown hyperbole when grasping for validity, friend. Breathe. 😋

Yeah, it’s seemed to me for a while now that the litigations are taking focus away from sustaining the game’s playability, but even in beta phases, I was less than impressed before I shelved it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well then, now I know what my day’s all about

Hell yeah. Fuck that agitprop right in the ear.

The Boondock Saints’ve gotcha sorted, then.

Fun fact: many of the sayings I grew up with are halves of themselves at best.

The ol’ chestnut, “Great minds think alike”, for instance, was originally followed with “but, rarely do they differ.”, and that’s a completely different message & tone.

“Blood is thicker than water” used to be “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb”— the absolute opposite of the common usage these days.

“Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back”;

“The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese”;

Idiom truncation is simply a part of diachronic morphism… though, when the cuckernutters’re running things, systemic stupid reigns. 🤷🏼‍♂️😶🤦🏼‍♂️

“Viberose” seems like something I’d gift to a lover before a long work-trip, to keep them humming happily while I was away, NGL.

“Vibarus” just looks like a peen pill, but that vibe-coding Icarus probably needed one. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Any publicity, eh?

Your shit was never about “security”, you soulless knobs. Melt in a fire.

It certainly helps that none of these “protections” are for the end-user, just the shareholders, but the whole thing requires those same consumers to blithely just go along with this fucknugget concept of a “service” and that façade is slipping… 🤞🏼

That only works on kids who’ve yet to experience their first bridge jump, frankly. As soon as I found out how to do it properly, that adage was as hollow & out-of-touch as “finish your plate”, “boys’ll be boys”, “do as I say”, et al.

TBF, the Denuvo bullshit is not unlike the recent ban on teens’ social media use: it’s a stewpot on the stove, warming, and we’re the frog. The more comfy people are with invasive “protection”, the closer they are to giving up the rest.

They’re just pissed that pirates are bringing “air gapping” back into the public eye. Can’t be exploited by their servers’ access if you’re not online, HV or not. 🤌🏼🏴‍☠️

Might be taking the piss. 🤔

Violations ≠ occurrences. Don’t conflate the facts.

Hey, when you hear take the shot!, ya just kinda react, ya know? 😱🤷🏼‍♂️

Oh, you’re not gonna want to look at the stats on how many commercial pilots are drunk as skunks while flying, much less any other time. 😅🤔😬

Somewhere not in their jurisdiction, traditionally.

Because the Big 5 can’t zoot it fast enough. 🤌🏼

The crowd at the premiere’ll be on a razor’s edge, for sure.