I was pvp hardened in Eve Online, exactly because of that I will probably never touch anything multiplayer again.

Much appreciated, but no thanks. I’ve smoked enough in my life to donate my tarmacced lungs as an additional lane on the Pan American Highway.

Jesus, this is probably the worst TIHI post I’ve seen in my life. Fuuuckkkkk

Hell no, I hate those monsters. They’re a traffic danger too.

If you say so buddy. Oversize trucks are still almost exclusively for showing off and pissing off snow flake lefties or something, too bad these evs can’t do coal rolling eh?

Tiny wiener trucks can rot in hell. Any advantages from electric engines are killed effectively by the insane weight, and people get killed even more effectively by these monsters and their obnoxious asshole drivers.

Just… just don’t shower over 5 minutes ok kids?

Imagine your tongue getting pregnant

And in a few hundred years, researchers will run into a weird clump of ice, defrost it and find the most horrifying Thing ever to roam this planet.

Bicycle confiscations, like the Germans did in NL near the end of WW2 :)

You’re not wrong, he definitely helped the Ayatollahs.

Deep Fried Memes? I’d visit that!

OK I was like … what’s jaw dropping these days? How much can it be?

Took me a good moment to find my jaw on the floor when I saw the amount.

Exactly. Adults can’t handle this trash very well either.

They ran out of unsuspecting VCs and need time to find fresh ones, the Money Furnace demands more sacrifices!

Well, a proper hand grenade goes in well too. But no pin, that may be painful.

Nice. Also, very appropriate username :)

the og goatse

If that would even properly work, that would be extremely expensive per secret decrypted. Now gpu decrypting with, say oclhashcat, that would be a lot more efficient.

SHA is symmetric and not too much in danger, it is especially asymmetric.