Some weird part of me wants to be an alien dog from 7 11 Taiwan

Does that count? Picture included

I’ve ignored an unspoken social contract to help my communities and actively try to get all the wealth.

Must be those damn commies who made me do it.

Being roasted isn’t the end of the world. You will emerge cooked but flavorful.

Seriously though just remember we are all just bots anyway /s

Yeah this is a waste of healthcare services for sure.

You know they voted in a way that made that ride expensive and will just go ahead and vote to make it even worse