happybadger [he/him]

Your daily reminder that rattlesnakes are secondary pollinators. They eat rodents full of seeds and their digestive acids don’t ruin the germination potential. It’s acid scarification and a wider range for edible plants. Every spaghetti is valuable.

It’s a shame the fediverse doesn’t have native support for them. They made web 1.0 forums fun in a way that 2.0 forums lacked.

I appreciate when an animal looks like god was having a bad day. I too rush things and forget to complete projects.

The only thing I learned from multiple physics classes was that I’m not a physicist. People would die if I had to do physics. It’s nonsense made up by nerds to feel smart when real geniuses just eat the apple that falls on their head. Free apple.

It’s pathetic that they didn’t even bother to look at the measuring tape. This flagged as AI slop within a few seconds for me. Not even good AI slop.

Not for long. Hexbear’s control over their mod accounts is paying off BIG.

It’d be neat if this could double as fall protection like those backpacks for kids. My great-grandmother died at 101 because a fall broke her hip and she didn’t have the wound healing ability to keep it from becoming infected. If that belt had an airbag it would really add a lot of quality of life to that population.

Yes but you get Kitsap Bangor and galleys with a panini bar. Non-dolphins get slop on a ship.

I see it like submariners getting the best food and pay in a navy. The moment you pay attention to your environment or consider the hope of rescue, you’re the most vulnerable human alive. You’re in a bathtub at the top of a burning skyscraper and all the forces of nature want to kill you instantly if a single component fails. If I couldn’t distract myself with jokes, it’d be like emergency medicine or leftist politics where the reality is horrifying beyond comprehension. I’d last like a week in space before I’m kissing soil for being safe.

“I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees”

I’m going to look for some kitschy artwork at the thrift store and make this into a “Live Laugh Love” style wall decoration.