Just don’t lick your fingers afterwards
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Moron reporting for duty, sir!
How very Escher of you…
While I absolutely love your comment and think my question essentially ruins it; I sure know mine’s a lot wrinklier and think there’s a technical flaw with your otherwise amazing quip
In more ways than one!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft BitLocker-protected drives can now be opened with just some files on a USB stick — YellowKey zero-day exploit demonstrates an apparent backdoorEnglish
11·1 month agoEr, no?
Eclipse notes that using a full TPM-and-PIN setup doesn’t help, as apparently, they have a variant for that scenario that they haven’t published a PoC for
A macaroon, even!
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.worksto
Technology@lemmy.world•A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut downEnglish
6·2 months agoThanks for the sane interpretation of the situation!
Fuck that’s delightful.
I have had the shittest day (no thanks to you, fucking autocorrect!!) and you’ve really brightened it!
A quick swallow, maybe? (I’m thinking small mouthfuls)
FFS, couldn’t this have just been a text post?
So much harder to read in a shitty jpg
I might be missing something here but how do we know precisely what 4bil. years of random mutations looks like?

Good on her, she’ll go far!