Yep. You are owed everything, after all. You deserve it.

Armored…mailboxes? How can people suck that bad?

Their internet offering isn’t good at all because there are no safeguards in place to stop a literal maniac from cutting off your internet because he didn’t like a tweet you wrote. He’s done it before and he’ll do it again.

“It was just a joke bro” is the defense you’re going for while promoting genocide this time?

A 10 degree difference might not feel cold and comfy but it is absolutely life saving.

You’re not like the other gamers. You’re unique and special. There might be someone in the world who doesn’t know that about you, so you better go correct them!

I don’t think cocoa can grow in Switzerland…

They literally murdered millions and were in the press about it. I think they don’t care about headlines anymore.

Skipping the insults, these kind of heat stroke deaths are undeniably a policy failure. Building codes must be updated to match the new reality. Public cooling centers must be mandated. Learn from our experience and success.

And yet nobody has been arrested…

This is you ;)

If it doesn’t eat at least 25 batteries an hour I’m not interested.

But was he slammed?

sEaRcH sUgGeStIoNs

Ubuntu has ads

That’s not true, it’s betting on American corruption…which is a pretty good bet.

He would never speak ill of his leashholder.

Thanks to weak Republicans.

The problem is that it also grants individual freedom. Oligarchs hate that.

Oil reserves? The US is a net exporter of oil. The prices are only up because our government prioritizes oligarch profits over the people’s well-being.