If I wear a Velcro suit while hugging you would wacky sitcom level shenanigans occur?

Greenpeace: we should save the planet!

Me: great, let’s build nuclear power so we can shut down fossile fuels

Greenpeace: …No

Ok Carl Sagan you have a way with words and rock the leisure suit turtleneck combo but this isn’t the 90s anymore. It is 2024. The Middle East is on fire over who has the best skydaddy, American democracy has under a year left before the evangelicals start opening concentration camps, Russia is about finished up in Ukraine, and the PRC is going to make sure that there is one China soon.

So excuse me for not being hopeful when I am having to spend money and time making sure my daughters have citizenship in another country to flee to before we go all Gilead.