Can’t be too careful. It could’ve been a Republican. You can usually tell by the bright red hat and aura of stupidity and racism. They also claim they don’t step on snakes but but they absolutely do. In fact, that species in particular is very much into that.

Will someone please just let me out of the box

He must’ve downloaded all of One Piece

Are you saying this is not the death star we were looking for?

Out where?

But my life sucks. Surely isn’t my fault? Right?

His name’s boll weevil check it out

He spends all day on his big butt and he don’t ever ever get outside

You’re them! You’re the person! Holy shit!!

pinch

We should all be so lucky

So should I just tie a rope to my wife? For when she really gets going?

Your way made way more sense

Even if none of it makes sense the infographic can be of use

But you’re also not denying that you are in fact PugJesus… Interesting…

And the lieutenants missing are suspicious…?

My friends and I did that in high school. Kinda. We made up new words for “awesome” to get people to start saying it. We started with “bumpenis” like that song is bumpenis. Really we were just getting people to say bum penis. It worked too. We are all just walking talking LLMs.