I’m great, compared to 5 minutes ago when i really needed to pee.

It would have been pretty awesome if iran put that into the deal.

Are we great yet?

They just haven’t shown it to enough school kids yet. That will fix it!

Locks only keep out honest people.

My honey puts bourbon cream in my coffee on the weekends. Super yumbo.

Cheers! 🍻 I proposed that we should use this greeting on anniversaries. ActivityPUB.

When i give my pups their bedtime treat the Chihuahua does the same. If i hand it to her she eats it and goes to bed. If i just toss it on the floor she scarfs it while I’m giving one to her brother. Then she looks at me like she couldn’t find it and needs another.

Interesting but didn’t tell me what to order.

School buses! Ours are supposed to have a limit of a few minutes but no one follows it.

I just use Aassword.1, Bassword.1, …

Bunch of people are on the fence.

Pretty happy that i got to enjoy a bit of fuck around. Not scientifically, just general fuckery.

Hey, that’s really nice! It would also be good for jewelry.

4/5 of the people i know in the US don’t trust the US.

My son is a mechanic so it’s often chilly at work. He uses those rechargeable hand warmers in his shirt pockets.

Question for people who live in colder climates - why is it always so hot indoors? When I’ve been in new York, Chicago, Milwaukee, etc. in the winter it’s miserable inside. It’s 12 degrees outside and you step into a restaurant or shop where it feels like it’s 80 degrees. You’re immediately sweating because you have a jacket, gloves, etc. and you have to find someplace to put them.