I didnt notice

Random number generator spit out 420 right after 69. Best day ever.

You think so?

What a stupid asshole

All of them, obviously.

Im not reading all that. Grok, summarize this shit in 2 bullet points.

And cocaine is better than caffeine

Maybe. Do it anyway?

Its probably a copy of the rss feed with sleep(1) commented out.

Exactly what I expect it to do!

Would it read a license plate if you set it in the bushes?

Detected smudge with license plate. SWAT team has been dispatched.

Until the fuel runs out.

The sign above the button looks like a 1 hour parking sign, and the big brown sign should be legible even with all the jpeg

Day 1

The only people who still vote for them are watching network television all day, every day while their brain matter slowly drips out of their ears.

“just get used to it”

Shut it all down

More Trump-Epstein tariffs?

Nerds