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What you’ve done there is just add pineapple to a carbonara. The Italians aren’t going to like this.

Pineapple on pizza is basically traditional Italian food compared to a scrambled egg pizza.

Is it streaming again? It’s streaming again isn’t it?

Anytime there’s a “government plans to do thing”, replace “government” with “pedophiles” and are if you’re still ok with it.

How else would they track every single citizens real time movement without Flock, Palantir etc.

They’re going for a world where Anne Frank can be plucked from her attic as soon as she tries to hide there.

Which is funny considering it’s supposed to be the direct word of God channeled through a man.

The problem is people are already being replaced by AI. The AI isn’t actually doing the job they vacated, but now they are in a horrible vortex called the 2026 job market.

At least one corporation is trying to make every Black Mirror episode a reality as we speak.

It’s impressive that it’s not already considered being “on the offensive” to invade and bomb multiple neighbouring countries, as well as actions like boarding boats in international waters and imprisoning the occupants.

An unprecedented number of tourists are flocking to Japan, but some residents have become fed up with unruly behaviour.

Goes into detail about unruly behaviour by Youtubers

Live streaming was a mistake.

And just like that, you’ve invented agile software dev

See, if you lay off all your staff, it pales in comparison to their silly wages.

So you have to buy the steak or they won’t kill more cows for you, but you still only buy cow that was already dead anyway, so it’s not you making them kill the cow. That’s basically the same as being vegan.

That’s not even diminished coding ability, that’s diminished thinking ability.

And herein lies the reason AI is being pushed at all costs.

The internet must be really hard these days when you can’t find the “continue without disabling” button.

So I guess this means he ate every part of his brother except for the balls. Meaning he has 4 testicles knocking about in his scrotum, like a bag of shallots.

The forbidden hunk of meat.

I thought this was going to be about Hantavirus, but no, its about expensive oil.

I’m a broker and I asked a random homeless person what to do with everyone’s money that was entrusted to me, so they are the one on the hook when it’s all gone right?

Got to lay them off early in the financial year so the GTA6 figures look the best they can be.