The weird reactionary impulse to do cargo-cult science will always amaze me.

It’s pretty gross how hard you’re trying to convince people that it’s normal to like prepubescent girls.

BoDy HaIr iS sEeN aS a BlEmIsH!!

Jeeeezus Christ, dude.

Only a truly blemish-free brain could have come up with this brilliant take. Not so much as a wrinkle on that surface.

You’ve been hit like a smooth criminal.

I think he’ll explode into bugs like the oogie-boogie man.