We get eye drops by mail from a local specialty vet pharmacy. For our first few deliveries, the mailer contained one plastic bag with a prescription bottle and a second baggie with two green mints. Or rather, I assume they were mints. They were green like mints, but the bag wasn’t labeled. I don’t think they were individually wrapped, but I don’t exactly remember. I’m sure they were thank you mints, but I also couldn’t quite bring myself to eat an unlabeled item from a lab. They don’t do it anymore, and that makes me kind of sad.

I don’t know what I did, Rogue, but I’m sorry and I’ll make it up to you. I swear.

They take the “omnivore” description seriously.

You can be both credentialed and a kook, can’t you? I remember him from his regular guest appearances on Art Bell’s radio show.

Also, I liked the part where it asks you consider whether you’d borrowed the range. Who does that?

“Hey, neighbor, do you have a gas range, I could borrow?”

“Sure, Bud, it’s there in the garage. Just put it back when you’re done.”

“Thanks a load! Say, it’s burning green. Did you put copper in the burners?”

“Yes, I did. Just for you! Breath deeply.”