Look up the definition of professional in the dictionary. If you get paid for a job, your are a professional. Level of experience or skill is not part of the definition.

I believe that communal bathrooms are cheaper to build and maintain, hence we still have them, not because anyone enjoys using them.

Shhh, you are not supposed to know that…

I would dam that speaker too if it bothered my sleep and I am no beaver.

So are avocados. The creature that was supposed to eat avocados whole is long gone.