🤷‍♂️ can’t hurt…

taps nose

There’s this sort of little known concept known as “climate change”, it was known as “global warming” a long time ago. The idea is that as we releaae greenhouse gases like CO2 into the atmosphere, more of the sun’s energy gets trapped inside the atmosphere making it warmer.

As it gets warmer, stuff like this is expected to become more common. We haven’t known about this for very long, and so our greenhouse gas emissions continue to speed up day by day, but if we can spread the word about this new and very important phonomenon, we might be able to avoid the worst of it in the long run.

Or maybe it will all just go away and get better one day if we just do nothing and wait and see. I don’t think we know enough about this “climate change” thing yet to really make any drastic changes. I mean what if we’re wrong?

Uh ok

Ask Canada… no doubt the same.

China is sly and utilitarian. The US is stupid and evil. Both are dangerous as opponents, one is obviously more dangerous than the other.

Edit: It occurs to me now that (some) people are thinking I’m calling China the bigger threat…so I guess I’ll spell it out. The United States is a bigger threat than China.

What a country!

Too late for this one. Israel already retaliated to the retaliation to the retaliation to the retaliation.

Thank God they’re not at war.

What if God was one of us??

There’s a certain satisfaction to eating the enemies

Don’t get excited. We no longer use the crude anal route for probing purposes as it was far too scarring, for us.

We simply enter, what we believe to be painlessly, through your pupils, while you lay peacefully paralyzed and fully conscious for the invigorating science being done.

I’m right there with you.

I bet it was for you what it was for me…part “this is crazy unique”, part “AI can never do this” and “that’s a musical scratch for an itch I never knew I had”.

And ADHD and a gentle kiss of the 'tism.

People often forget that nostalgia is the secret spice that makes the past great… not the actual past.

And nostalgia is nothing more than there’s shit happening in our brains at 10ish-20ish that doesn’t happen any other time. Hormones and energy and lack of responsibilty and first experience bias combine to create a dopamine cocktail we cannot recreate.

I mean, I’ll die on the hill of 90s was the best music, TV, movies, video games, and fashion. But I know that it’s not objectively true. But that’s how it feels for sure.

Ahhhh Ramanujan summation. The Forsythe plausabilities but with regards to polynumerstatistical deprecations. Hortense Guildmeier is rolling in his grave!

You just moved up the probing list

Simple.

During sex, the butthole is either visible, in the near vicinity or the active target of stimulation.

Basically the only times you generally actually see a butthole (in general people) is when your genitals are swollen.

So see butthole, remember sexy times unconsciously.

Or not. But it sounds like something that would come out of a marketing department.

If we want that freedom then we need to be way fucking better parents, overall.

How much is Malboro paying their PR guys these days anyway?

50% /s

Between this information and “I feel like I’ve been standing my whole life and I just sat down” from The Orville, I’m about ready to trade 10-15 of my remaining years for a nicotine addiction.

First five words of that last sentence are totally unnecessary