

The CO tells us it’s from an alien civilization that fell asleep in their basement and never woke up


The CO tells us it’s from an alien civilization that fell asleep in their basement and never woke up


Keep picking bigger and bigger fights, Cochise


I thought it was a spring with a boxing glove on the end at first but this is cool too… I GUESS


Oh yeah? I’d like to see them parse it when i switch to talking in igpay atinlay


Damn just when they won so many hearts and minds


Omg ok so this gave me an idea for a young adult novel where there’s a robot uprising and the guy who programmed all the robots is your average godfearing guy who loves Jesus and doesn’t talk back to his mom even when she’s a little overbearing and so anyway based on something his mom told him he decides when he’s inventing all the robots that he will put in a subroutine that makes the robots kneel before the cross and eventually somebody figures it out and tries to stop the metal ones from taking over but it doesn’t work and the guy figures it’s because they didn’t hold the cross as a “true believer” with real faith etc so in the end he makes a glowing cross and leads the people to stop the robots because he gets on TV and they see the cross and all stop their killing and kneel, but was it because of true faith or because the cross had to be glowy?(that’s the moral ambiguous part that the teens who read the book will discuss at their youth groups and stuff) anyway this idea will be huge like Left Behind series


BALESSED


Crumbs, I guess I din’t think about it that much


I’m beginning to think they don’t actually have anyone on the inside at any businesses


It seems trivially easy to make a robot that worships the lord and unlocks blessings, sends prayers when those are needed (& regular folks are too busy) has anyone tried this?
Now whatcha got here is an ol fashion Plasmotic Lattice, made right here in the good ol US of A. See this model has a two-stroke Kerker-effect Hemi so heh it’s got heh a little giddyup
Oh no, how will I ever know about Dramatic and Elusive Resonant Lattice Kerker Effect in the Nonlinear Response of Plasmonic Lattices now? Does anyone have a Dramatic and Elusive Resonant Lattice Kerker Effect in the Nonlinear Response of Plasmonic Lattices guy?
Yes, Kyle, those grapes are probably very sour
Pretty sure his worst nightmare is the one where he gets his balls cut off and has to eat his own balls but somehow his balls are still there and he still has to get them cut off? He fights against it and even lands a couple of good punches but it’s not enough he still has to do it, so he starts running and no matter how he runs and hides it’s more like an obligation at this point to cut off and eat his own balls & he wakes up still feeling the dread and his thoughts are twisted for a good half hour
But Socrates, what of the girth?
Consider, young Plato: has it not been said that “girth does not a dangler make”?


My dad w his drawer full of old road atlases: “WHATS UP NOW MOTHERFUCKERS!!?”


Another boss suffering from too much neck


This is like whan they came out with 3 and 4 blade razors and then just made all the same mistakes with the Mach 5 and its ilk
Regional slang, not used a ton anymore, basically means “duder” or bro, most often in a dismissive way. A verbal eye-roll.