I only injected one marajuana and now I’m totally gay.

Could have easily called that Flock Off

Just confirming something we all already knew.

So you’re going to give the land back to the aboriginals, right?

Must have lived in a bungalow

Criminals cannot be pardoned by Parliament in the UK, only by the reigning monarch, and given the current status of the King’s little brother I think that is highly unlikely.