Sounds like a reversal of flooding the zone… I like it

Userd is not listed in sudoers.filed. Lennart poettering will now teleport behind you

Absolutely! I have the summary you requested below:

You’ll own nothing and be happy.

Is there anything else I can help you with? Perhaps you’d like to rent some water on Nestle+? (Charges apply)

Then what even is the point of all this? At my old job the idiot intern was sorting patch cables in a box

The draft but you’re sent to the Canadian/Mexican border to pee on the border line

exasperated “Does anyone want to say a word about the recently deceased?”

“It’s a shame he didn’t get to try Linux”

“You are free to use increasingly niche technology until you’re marginalized out of existence or give in and lick the boot”