Captain Jackoff Turkey
Is trump mad that he isn’t getting the bribe money
Yes. So fucking obviously yes. He claimed days before the farcical “negotiations” recently that he would be getting some of the bribe money, so there’s really no question that was one of his demands. And now that’s he’s been told no, he’s throwing a tantrum like the baby we all know he is.
Trump: Dang, I can’t make the price of oil go down.
Also Trump: Hey, what if I intentionally make it go up some more so my buddies can do more insider trading?
The peace president threatening other countries and starting more wars.
Trump… “if I can’t have you then no one can!”
He is mad he didn’t think of it first
Yessss. Make us the enemy of the whole world! Brilliant!
He’s out of moves basically. This is just a toddler holding his breath now. What a sad clown.





