“tracking women’s menstrual cycles is fine, but I draw the line at tracking men’s broken penises!” - someone at the FTC, apparently.

What the hell does such an app do? Note all the times where I failed to get it up? Give me tips on how to deal with it? Show me pics of erect dingdongs to shame mine into compliance?

There really is an app for every shit there ever was…

Lmao the party of family values is obsessed with the people’s genitalia; you just can’t make this shit up!!

Wait, there’s an app for that?