Yeesh looks like a tick scorpo hybrid
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Little bit of bedbug in there, too.
I believe they are (at least one of) the only animals that have venom injecting claws.
What? New fear unlocked I guess.
Lol luckily they are usually only between 2 & 8 millimeters long so they couldnt harm you even if they wanted to
Ohhhhhh. In that case they are kind of cute.
They’re also tiny. I had one land on my arm recently and it was maybe 7mm in the lobgest dimension when fully stretched out.
So big “u wot mate?” energy with the tiny waving pincers.
Clearly this should be called the “Caliper Bug”.
They need them to brag to their fishing buddies.
They need them claws for pinching them thicc booties!
Just a pinch
Opening jars
bites you
Must give amazing hugs
The claws look like a hipster mustache.
He calls himself Scorpion, everyone else in the bar calls him Pseudo.
For deciding who shall go and who shall stay
These are good little friends to have around.
