I’m pretty sure many of them, when they get home and close the door behind them, they just stare at the wall until it’s time to go out again.

He had some mushrooms and instantly shot himself in the back a couple of times before he threw himself out of the window. Totally normal, nothing to see here.

Agree and upvoted, but I just wanted to pedantically brag about the mnemonic I learned today:

Disinformation = Dishonest, Deceptive

Misinformation = didn’t have a good one for this…

1940s Europe: 👀

That kind of society sounds kinda sweet

Skip-bippedy-bapbap yeeeeaaah

No! Get back on that treadmill and produce more electricity for your AI gods!

I love that “have you tried hitting it?” is still a thing with hardware. Reminds me of my old Xbox360 that I saved from the red ring of death by packing it in a blanket so that it overheated, which worked somehow

If buying is not owning, then piracy is not stealing

I don’t think they should be targeting kids either, though

GOP - Grifting Old People

I probably would have bought one around launch, but they were impossible to get. So I bought a gaming PC instead - no regrets what so ever.

Throw the whole toolbox! And the dog! And grandma!

Norway concluded our covert schemes after we won “Biggest statue of a moose”

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Looks like gopnik is back on the menu, gopniks!

I’m still not sure if those are a second pair of whiskers, or if it’s a Wallace & Gromit style mouth

Looks like the most brutal dragon-dildo

I’ve heard you can cure diabetes by injecting bleach