Just because they voted for a leopard to eat their face, doesn’t mean they deserve to have their face eaten

To billionaires money is just like a high score in an arcade cabinet. And they’re also evil.

Not much sadder than a kid losing his glasses, but when people hear about the other things that happened, they’ll be outraged I bet.

Sometimes it’s easier to relate to things like this, because we can’t relate with the much worse things that are happening, cause we can’t quite relate enough to process it

Yao Ming too

There’s an edible tracker in the sauce