Any time you think imperial forces in media are cartoonishly stupid and incompetent just for comedic effect, read any factual history.

“why would thieves steal valuables” gee I don’t know

Since they are operating illegally, does that mean we can just take them? They have RAM.

okay but they are literally built by literally fascist companies and sold under fascist loans to asshole americans who fund fascist wars around the world

i’m not misusing the word

…yeah because they are fascist chariots

“i wonder why the fascists drive dangerous chariots”

it is because they are fascists

no it doesn’t sound like you’d be able to handle switching OS, sorry

and here i thought my childhood asthma was because catholic god hates children

He’s a spy, eat him.

can’t fucking stand WW3

“hey what if half-life 2 but real?” fuck-ass reality

stupid fucking servants of the black snake calling themselves nations and producing nothing but death and shitty little kite robots

Misleading title and framing. He used his legal privileges to communicate via his lawyers. Nothing clever going on here.

no better way to say “i’m a pedo” than to go around promoting data centers

Canadians aren’t going to have a choice but to assert themselves and defend their sovereignty from the empire. Yes, there are Americans who want to be Canadian, but what you’ll need to bank on is Americans who want to take back their country from the pedo predator class. Americans like that are not going to win, but they might weaken the empire’s ambitions enough that Canada remains free.

Canada should absolutely annex and de-nazify the USA, I’m glad someone is pushing that agenda

… Americans don’t realize they’re already in a civil war? Bro a city is occupied. Secret police roam freely. Tens of thousands disappeared.